#PitaPantsGirl I hate housework, so I ordered housekeeping for the first time today, and was told that the maid was... "My name is Aki... Today's trial is for one hour..." The maid came in wearing an apron, looking very efficient, and with an amazingly full chest. I immediately asked her to clean the kitchen. "You're pretty clean for a guy living alone," she said as she carefully scrubbed...